Joey: "It's never taken me a week to get over a relationship.". "Think left and think right and think low and think high. I am a god, you dull creature, and I will not be bullied by[Hulk flattens Loki with repeated smashes into the floor]The Hulk:Puny god.. [Stark rolls his eyes, while Captain America looks proud of himself]Steve Rogers:I understood that reference., Tony Stark:You should come by Stark Tower sometime. 180 Graduation Quotes And Sayings 2020 - Positive Thinking Mind Stephen Strange:I dont know, I hadnt gotten to that part yet.Baron Mordo:Temporal manipulations can create branches in time. Were just about to jump on that ginormous spaceship. So let me do the plan and that way it might be really good.Drax:Tell him about the dance-off to save the Universe.Tony Stark:What dance-off?Peter Quill:Its not a thing.Peter Parker:Like in Footloose, the movie?Peter Quill:Exactly like Footloose. I do not understand.Steve Rogers:I do! [Mjlnir zooms by]Darcy Lewis:Mew-mew!. Hes always like, grr smash, smash, smash. What do people call you?Nick Fury:Fury.Carol Danvers:Just Fury?Nick Fury:Yep. And I didnt even qualify.Pepper Potts:I didnt know that either.Tony Stark:Apparently Im volatile, self-obsessed, and dont play well with others.Pepper Potts:That I did know., Steve Rogers:Whats the matter, scared of a little lightning?Loki:Im not overly fond of what follows [Thor appears], Thor:You listen well, brother. Stephen Strange:Doctor Strange.Peter Parker:Oh, youre using made-up names. What are you up to these days?Loki:It varies from moment to moment., Thor:Hey, lets do Get Help.Loki:What?Thor:Get Help.Loki:No.Thor:Come on. Erik Selvig:Ian!Ian Boothby:Selvig! And in it, a great hero, named Kevin Bacon, teaches an entire city full of people with sticks up their butts that, dancing, well, is the greatest thing there is.Gamora:Who put the sticks up their butts?, Drax:I can barely see. You know, the God of Thunder? These are the 23 funniest lines from the marvel films and no one can tell me otherwise. "I've got this uncontrollable need to please people.". Erik Selvig:Your brother isnt coming, is he?Thor:Loki is dead.Dr. The setup: Iron Man is ready to deploy his secret weapon in the stand-off against Captain America and is cohorts. You can smell crazy on him.Thor:Have a care how you speak! Live the life you've imagined.". "Your education is a dress rehearsal for a life that is yours to lead.". You know whats boring? If there's a quizlet there's an A." 2. Funny memories, sad times, times of fun and laughter all can be recorded in a yearbook. Will you join me on my quest to Nidavellir?Rocket Raccoon:Ah, let me just ask the captain. It was an elective., Rocket Raccoon:This is Thanos were talking about. [Rocket looks around in confusion]Rocket:Is that better?Drax:I dont know.Peter Quill:[snickering]Its worse. Make your Valentine's message short and sweet with one of the following quotes: "The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.". Its humiliating.Thor:Not for me, its not., Loki:Heres the thing. Okay? [to Groot]Thats why you dont like hats?, [Peter Quill comes into Groots room, sees that his room is a mess with vines and Teen Groot playing mind-numbing game]Peter Quill:Ohh! tags: comics , inspirational , marvel , marvel-comics , stan-lee. Thor:Let me know if he bothers you again, okay? [Closes his helmet and pushes the button that shrinks him]Kurt:[Gasps, jumps out of chair]This is the work of gypsies!Dave:Thats witchcraft!Luis:[Keeping his cool]Thats amazing. [outraged]Jane Foster:Who do you think you are?Odin:I am Odin. [blows a hole in the ship, Ebony Maw is sucked out into space as in the climax of Aliens], [the Guardians bring Thor aboard]Peter Quill:How the hell is this dude still alive?Drax:He is not a dude. [Thor carries Loki out of the elevator in front of the guards]Thor:Get help! As Steve desperately tried to save his childhood friend, and SHIELD, there wasnt as much levity going around as usual. Frank A. Clark Inspirational, Life, Inspiring 292 Copy quote Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you. The events of the second Ant-Man film coincided with what was happening in Infinity War, on a parallel storyline. After tiny end-credit glimpses for YEARS, in Infinity War the big bad Thanos finally makes a showing for real, with devastating consequences. That means that this is the first day of the last day of your life. Probably us.Wanda Maximoff:You guys know I can move things with my mind, right?, Black Widow:Thank you.Sam Wilson:[holds up Redwing]Dont thank me.Black Widow:Im not thanking that.Sam Wilson:Aw, come on. Of course Im not a male escort.MJ:Well then youre Spider-Man., Ned Leeds:[to MJ after she finds out Spider-Mans identity]So, you know too. 10 Graduation caps ideas | marvel quotes, avengers quotes - Pinterest Whats your name? We carry all the power we need inside ourselves already: we have the power to imagine better". Well, she did quite a spread on Tony last year.Tony Stark:And she wrote a story as well., Tony Stark: Let the record reflect that I observe Mr. Hammer entering the chamber and I am wondering if and when any actual expert will also be in attendance., JARVIS:May I say how refreshing it is to finally see you on a video with your clothing on, sir.. Stephen Strange:Doctor!Kaecilius:Mr. Its called an email.Dr. Nope, that's worse. I need your help., Tony Stark:[to Happy Hogan, who is pointing his tablet video-call camera too high, catching only the top half of his face]Is this the forehead of security?, [Harley approaches suit]Harley Keener:Thats is that Iron Man?Tony Stark:Technically, I am Iron Man.Harley Keener:Technically, youre dead. So Castiel's dealings with humans are often hilarious, because he really doesn't know . Funny Quotes. Youre not my friend.Thor:No, no, no. Not in a creepy way, just more like a respectful appreciation. Ive seen good men go down purely because someone didnt let us in on what we were walking into, Ive moved onto the next one, cause thats what we do, right? [gives Thor an eyeball]Thor:Whats this?Rocket Raccoon:Whats it look like? Class of 2021 graduates have been through a lot over the past year! You earthers have hang-ups.Ego:Yes, Drax, I got a penis.Drax:Ha! Louisa May Alcott. Just let me unravel this puppy and well[Carol blasts the lock off the doors]Nick Fury:You sat there and watched me play with tape, when all you had to do wasCarol Danvers:I didnt want to steal your thunder., Nick Fury:Do you know how to fly this thing?Carol Danvers:Uh, well see.Nick Fury:Thats a yes or no question.Carol Danvers:[powering the engines up] Yes., Maria Rambeau:You call me young lady again, Ill shove my foot up somewhere its not supposed to be. Stan Lee. I thought Id throw her a bone, you know. Metaphors go over his head.Drax:Nothing goes over my head! Just like "Anchorman," "Step Brothers" is filled with memorable quotes. I wanted to go old school for my first day., Shuri:The entire suit sits within the teeth of the necklace. Youre Spider-Boy?Peter Parker:S-Spider-Man.Tony Stark:Not in that onesie, youre not.Peter Parker:Its not a onesie., [to TChalla/Black Panther] Sam Wilson:So you like cats?Steve Rogers:SamSam Wilson:What? Even with a talking tree nobody in the audience can understand, this film brought a lot of hilarity. Chester Phillips:Sit down. What was your second choice? And when I spun it really, really fast it gave me the ability to fly. Everything seems to work out, Thor:If you knew where he was, why didnt you call me?Dr. Everybody wants a happy ending, right? Im impressed., Jane Foster:Thats a quantum field generator isnt it?Eir:Its a soul forge.Jane Foster:Does a soul forge transfer molecular energy from one place to another?Eir:[surprised]Yes.Jane Foster:[to Thor, quietly pleased]Quantum field generator., Jane Foster:[Darcy and Ian appear through a portal while kissing]Darcy!Darcy Lewis:[She drops Ian]Jane!Dr. And how do you know about my daily routine? Scott Lang:You have to take me home. by Cristina Lupo Community Contributor 4,920 points Create a. He's brave and selfless and a terrific example. Youve been to space., Nick Fury:Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown. Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction. Im not boring!Groot:I am Groot.Peter Quill:And now, I know how Yondu felt., Mantis:Its beautiful.Drax:It is. Stephen Strange:[after Mordo hands him a card]Well, whats this? "Welcome to the real world. No, no wounded screams mainly whimpering, a great deal of complaining and tales of sprained deltoids and gout., Tony Stark:Romanoff you and Banner better not be playing hide the zucchini.Natasha Romanoff:Relax, showman. There were lots of funny moments when so many Marvel characters finally met up though, and these are the funniest lines from Avengers: Infinity War for your reading pleasure. There were plenty of funny lines from the mighty Thor, as well as the other characters. Iron Man 3 (April 2013) cdn.europosters.eu "Oh, my God. "Everyone fails at who they are supposed to be, Thor. "You are graduating from. 14. "Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm" - Winston Churchill "Wherever you go, go with all your heart." - Confucius "Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world." - Nelson Mandela "Never bend your head. Sir., Major Kathleen Kat Sparr: Are you telling me you can make more like him?Dr. Follow your heart/dreams. The best Marvel movie one-liners | GamesRadar+ And thank you, Ant Man, for this clever and right on point analysis of the situation. Not hot.Pepper Potts:Am I going to be okay?Tony Stark:No. "Instruction ends in the schoolroom, but education ends only with life.". Tony Stark:[about Natalie Rushman]Who is she?Pepper Potts:She is from legal and she is potentially a very expensive sexual harassment lawsuit if you keep ogling her like that., Tony Stark:How do you spell your name, Natalie?Natalie Rushman:R-U-S-H-M-A-N.Pepper Potts:What, are you Googling her now?Tony Stark:I thought I was ogling her?, Tony Stark: [to Nick Fury regarding The Avengers initiative]I told you I dont want to join your super-secret boy band., [Agent Coulson is left in charge of Tony]Agent Coulson:If you try to escape, or play any sort of games with me, I will taze you and watch Supernanny while you drool into the carpet., Tony Stark: [reading from Natashas SHIELD Report on Iron Man/Tony Stark] Mr. Stark displays textbook narcissism. Something big.Ant-Man:I got something kinda big. Loki, hes alive! Denise Keller, Waukesha, Wisconsin Graduation Quote #4: 9: "As far as I'm concerned, that's America's ass" (Endgame) - Ant Man Yes Tony, you don't have to look (but yeah, we get you). The measure of a person, of a herois how well they succeed at being who they are." - Frigga, Avengers: Endgame Steve Rogers: How can I? Humor Quotes 41.5k Philosophy Quotes 27.5k God Quotes 25k Inspirational Quotes Quotes 24.5k Truth Quotes 22.5k Wisdom Quotes 22k Poetry Quotes 20.5k Romance Quotes 20k Death Quotes 18.5k Happiness Quotes 18k Hope Quotes 17k To laugh, to be challenged, to be entertained, and delighted.". They took the backups of our backups. Audrey Hepburn. Funny Graduation Quotes 1. So much has happened since I last saw you. Then I passed out. Here are some inspiring Marvel quotes from Marvel Studios that will awaken the superhero in you. They sound Chinese. Hes no Spider-Man.MJ:What is it with you and Spider-Man?Flash Thompson:What? Here are 21 Tony Stark quotes that are both inspiring and funny. My father would tell the story of impregnating my mother every winter solstice.Peter Quill:Thats disgusting.Drax:It was beautiful. Yeah. Whatever. Funny graduation quotes RD.com, Getty Images 1. I figured we could go good cop/bad cop. Lip piercing, right?Natasha Romanoff:Yeah, shes cute.Steve Rogers:Yeah, Im not ready for that., Natasha Romanoff:What about the nurse that lives across the hall from you? A Full List of WandaVision Filming Locations! The Avengers (April 2012) www.hollywoodreporter.com "That man is playing Galaga! [Darcy tasers him]Darcy:[to Jane]What? Still, its the MCU, and there will always be jokes, so here are the funniest lines from Captain America: The Winter Soldier. We dont talk a lot these days., Captain America:All right, Sam. Ive been reading that a lot trying to catch up., Jasper Sitwell:Is this little display meant to insinuate that youre gonna throw me off the roof? [Ant-Man laughs and grabs War Machine]War Machine:Okay, tiny dude is big now. That IS Americas ass., Thor:[seeing Cap wielding Mjolnir]I knew it!, Thor:[Captain America is using Stormbreaker]No, give me that. Or Aristotle. I burgled them. Threat: High. This is one of the most memorable and heartfelt Endgame quotes. Im probably better off staying here on Sakaar.Thor:Thats exactly what I was thinking.Loki:Did you just agree with me?Thor:This place is perfect for you. Including occasionally taking out the trash. King of Asgard. I just keep imagining you waking up in the morning, sir, looking in the mirror and then in all seriousness saying to yourself[deep voice]You know what would be a really kick-ass name? . You cant retract it., TChalla:Two people in a room can get more done than a hundred.King TChaka:Unless you need to move a piano., Scott Lang:Ca Captain America [shakes Steves hand vigorously]Steve Rogers:Mr. Lang.Scott Lang:Its an honor. 4 / 25 PHOTO: FACEBOOK.COM/MARVELSTUDIOSCANADA Captain America on sacrifices And so are you. 16 Best Graduation Speeches That Leave a Lasting Impression I snuck into his room later that night and stole his eye.Thor:Thank you, sweet rabbit., Thor: I bid you farewell and good luck, morons., Tony Stark:Youre from Earth?Peter Quill:Im not from Earth, Im from Missouri.Tony Stark:Yeah, thats on Earth, dipshit!, Peter Quill:Wait, who are you?Peter Parker:Were the Avengers, man.Mantis:Youre the ones Thor told us about.Tony Stark:You know Thor?Peter Quill:Yeah, tall guy, not that good-looking, needed saving., Peter Quill:Dude, dont call us plucky. [raises his arms as energy flows over his hands]Grandmaster:[amused]I didnt hear any thunder, but out of your fingers was that sparkles?, Thor: By Odins beard, you shall not cut my hair, lest you feel the wrath of the mighty Thor! [At-Lass scans Fury]Kree Computer:Species: Human Male. I'm a Captain! Nine hours in bed. My brother is dying! Orphaned on my homeworld. Be you! Over the years, the Marvel Cinematic Universe has become a bit of a monster well, an entertaining and often funny monster, but a monster nonetheless. [Tony cringes]Maya Hansen:No! This a tremendous idea! Give me a little something-something. Youve seen this, right? These are the funniest quotes from Thor: Ragnarok. See More Evil . [Hands Cassie a gift]Cassie Lang:Can I open it now?Paxton:Of course sweetheart, its your birthday. You are, all of you are beneath me! Hmm?Peter Quill:Im not gonna answer to Star-Munch.Rocket:I did it because I wanted to!Peter Quill:Dick., Gamora:[sceptically]A little one-inch man saved us?Rocket:Well, if he got closer, Im sure he would be much larger.Peter Quill:Its how eyesight works, you stupid raccoon.Rocket:*Dont call me a racoon*!Peter Quill:Im sorry. Loki:[referring to Thors Eagle-Winged Helmet]Nice feathers. "It is not our abilities that show what we truly are. Christine Palmer:Oh. So if youre taking another crack at him, I want in. Was it funny? Steve Rogers: Taller." " Peggy Carter: You can't give me orders! Bono Eminem., Wong:What do you want, Strange?Dr. Do you just turn into anything you want?Talos:Ah well, I have to see it first.Maria Rambeau:Can you all do it?Talos:Physiologically, yeah. "An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest.". After the bittersweet ending of Endgame, we witness Peter Parker struggling to make sense of a world without his mentor. Your father. Let me get my fingerprint out. Sofia Monter 15 February Marquette University pixabay.com 1. And you and I had a fight.Bruce Banner:Did I win?Thor:No, I won! 100 Best Marvel Movie Quotes Inspirational Marvel Quotes "Part of the journey is the end." ~ Tony Stark, Avengers: Endgame "Tony, trying to get you to stop has been one of the few failures of my entire life." ~ Pepper Potts, Avengers: Endgame "No amount of money ever bought a second of time." ~ Tony Stark, Avengers: Endgame [Scott punches her hand]Hope Van Dyne:Terrible.Scott Lang:You wanna show me how to punch? - John F. Kennedy. Chester Phillips:Cow., Howard Stark:The moment you think you know whats going on in a womans head is the moment your goose is well and truly cooked.. Just like with Iron Man, we got to enjoy two Guardians of the Galaxy films one after the other. Protector of the Nine Realms.Jane Foster:[chastened]Oh. [Ross shuts up]MBaku:Im kidding. Im Peter, by the way.Dr. No, wait, whatd he look like hopping around?Peter Quill:I had to transfer him 30,000 units!Rocket Raccoon:[chittering laughter], Peter Quill:Yeah, Ill have to agree with the walking thesaurus on that one.Drax:DO NOT ever call me a thesaurus.Peter Quill:Its just a metaphor, dude.Rocket Raccoon:His people are completely literal. Who am I to judge?, Dr. The triangle icon that indicates to play. The 25 most quotable "Step Brothers" one-liners | IFC Blog | IFC what connection type is known as "always on"? Drake. 19 Graduation ideas | marvel quotes, superhero quotes, college The Incredible Hulk was a darker film than some of the others in the MCU, but that didnt mean it lacked humor. Hank Pym:Relax. 13. Be happy, man. Use sunscreen. [Wong remains silent]Come on! That kid on the TV just called me a dickhead again. 7 "It Doesn't Take X-Ray Vision To See You Are Up To No Good." DC Universe Online (2011) This Superman quote from DC Universe Online is a fun play on the hero's powers and the ability to see right from wrong all at once. Parton made this funny remark during her 2009 commencement speech at the University of Tennessee: "Now I usually try not to . While numerous writers and directors have worked on the universe where the characters appear, theres always a streak of humor, even in the darker films. 45 Best Marvel Quotes (2023 UPDATED) Must Read - Toynk Toys 2. [points to a mythology book page with a drawing of Mjlnir], Agent Cale:[staring at The Destroyer]Is that one of Starks?Agent Coulson:I dont know. Danielle Carson 2 Frank A. Clark If you can find a. "Be fearless in the pursuit of what sets your soul on fire.". These are the funniest lines from Avengers: Age of Ultron. Foods a lot better; we used to boil everything. [Spider-Man shows up at a robbery carried out by men in Avengers masks]Spider-Man:Wait a minute You guys arent the real Avengers! Funny Graduation Quotes 1.) [starts gagging]Mantis:What are you doing?Drax:Ugh Im imagining being with you physically [continues gagging]Mantis:Drax! Save for retirement. Everybody has something that he wishes was not the way it is." - Stan Lee 3. Im listening.Dr. If you're nothing without this suit then you shouldn't have it. Christine Palmer:Where have you been?Dr. Threatening! Marvel 6. These Classic 'Friends' Quotes Will Have You Saying "How You Doin'" Move out. 50 Funny Graduation Quotes for the Class of 2022 - PureWow You could get hit by a truck tomorrow." Timothe Chalamet "Don't allow people to dim your shine because they are. You know what? "Don't downgrade yours dream just to fit your reality, upgrade your conviction to match your destiny." -Stuart Scott This quote right here is special! Here are the funniest lines from Doctor Strange. Thor:Yes, of course. Drax's lines weren't just outright funny, they communicated to audience members that truly anyone could be a superhero. Most of the funny parts of Captain Marvel come from Carol Danvers/Captain Marvels interactions with Nick Fury, but not all of them. [May throws a banana at Peter and hits him in the face]You can dodge bullets but not bananas? Flying around the city, smash it into everything in sight and everyone will see it! Ill handle the music. It is our choices.". Marvel Funny Captain America Civil War #saynotohydracap This man is an inspiration and a symbol of freedom and justice, and he represents our nation (I mean, for crying out loud, he's Captain AMERICA). Here are the funniest quotes from Iron Man 2. Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?, Thor: You people are so petty, and tiny., Thor:I thought humans were more evolved than this.Nick Fury:Excuse me, did WE come to YOUR planet and blow stuff up?, Bruce Banner:I dont think we should be focusing on Loki. Network, network, network. Al Bernstein 4.) [Back in Black by AC/DC plays]Peter Parker:Oh, I love Led Zeppelin!, Happy Hogan:Heads-up. "Remember no one can make you feel inferior without your consent . [the Hulk roars and throws a car at Stark]Tony Stark:Right, dont mention puny Banner, Tony Stark: Actually hes the boss. MCU: The 15 Best Lines From The Marvel Cinematic Universe I lost my hammer like, yesterday so thats still pretty fresh. Inspirational quotes and heartfelt graduation sayings perfect for honoring your 2023 grad, whether it's middle school, high school, college, or a doctorate. The adults are talking.Dr. They look Chinese. 10. If they were beneath you, they would all be dead!, Thor:You betray me, Ill kill you. It was always me, Tony, right from the start! Ill give you $50 right now if you turn into a venus fly trap., Nick Fury:Hey there. Hank Pym:We think when you went down there, you may have entangled with her.Scott Lang:Hank, I would never do that. Whats Mew-mew?, Darcy:Look! - Jennifer Lee. There is no 'try'.". Thor:Looks like youve copied my beard. Look who it is!Loki:[to himself]I have to get off this planet., [after knocking down Hulk, Thor approaches him]Thor:[copies what Black Widow used to do]Hey, big guy. The entire place is an elective. My mantra?Baron Mordo:The Wi-Fi password. 5. 31 Funny Graduation Quotes And Sayings - LaffGaff Oh, wait a second, its me! Stephen Strange:[after having just manipulated time to resurrect Wong]Im breaking the laws of nature. Because its really not your style, Rogers.Steve Rogers:Youre right. Pass along one of these inspirational (or funny, if that's more your speed) graduation quotes to the class of 2021 from the likes of Maya Angelou, Oprah, former First Lady Michelle Obama, and so many wise luminaries . Stephen Strange:Well, its everything youve ever wanted. 150 Graduation Quotes 1. As far as your nanny cops know, youre still at home. While Edward Norton was replaced by Mark Ruffalo in the later films, here was where we first met Bruce Banner and the Other Guy. Be fiercely independent. The 17 Funniest Lines In The Marvel Cinematic Universe - ScreenRant Look the world right in the eye." - Helen Keller logo.Carol Danvers:Does, uh, announcing your identity on clothing help with the covert part of your job?Nick Fury:Said the space soldier whos wearing a rubber suit., Carol Danvers:You have three names. Now she can be found taking numerous photos of their four weird cats, eating lots of stroopwafels and blogging at, best quotes from The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, These hilarious Marvel-themed pickup lines. I mean, once. Its not. Plan your future. [Peter jumps out of his position and tries to swing, only to plummet face-first into the ground]Peter Parker:What the hell just happened?KAREN:You jumped off a sign and landed on your face., Peter Parker:Just a typical homecoming, on the outside of an invisible jet, fighting my girlfriends dad.. What is he, your ward?Peter Parker:No. Marvel's best quotes and lines, from Iron Man to Avengers Endgame - EW.com
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